Tuesday, October 20, 2009
New blog
i wont post anything until after exam and most of them will be bout one piece.... Xd also bout my life and points of view la! like What i think about elena getting a minato plushie..... *glare* and a certain someone's new hairstyle! XD
new
Hey! just to inform that i've a new blog right now and it's shikato699.blogspot.com. Well Love you all! But not to a certain someone.... You should know who i'm talking about.... XD Bye!
Monday, August 31, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Everything changes in a pinch
I have two close buds. we used to have tons to talk about! oh how i miss those days. the way we smile and laugh every time we see each other! ever time we yell UNCLE SLIM when we see hui mean... XD every time we give death threats when our class teacher canes us badly....ok you get the point k! sry i'm quite emo writing this .
Last time.....ah.. i love this guys with the bottom of my heart! cuz they show me how to be happy everyday in my life....just by being myself. I was actually very happy when teacher cane me....cuz i know my buds will come up to me sand say.... go die la! that teacher!!! and they did. There was not one day when we were bored.... we always have something to talk about. i even remember when one time when one of my fren's watch got stuck in the hall!(how did she get it in there in the 1st place!) she was trying the whole time trying to get it out! even when teacher went out we still have to wait for her..... i took a pen and took it out for her... well first they were like y are u taking a pen?! are you trying to destroy it?! and then i took it out. i guess it shows that in the ups and downs i'll always be there for u guys... even in the most stupid situations....
i was soo happy to have such wonderful frens! i mean sandy likes someone and i dint even know it! BUT! she's a wonderful artist and it was really fun to share ideas with her Xd i even remember we had a race who will eat the nasi lemak fast. elena dint really hung out with us but! she has her jenny..... we always look at her and jenny talking from afar and laugh like crazy! elena's fun and always there in the WTH scenes. ok...she probabally created those scenes but who cares?! XD god i bet anyone will be glad to have this kinda frens.
You see... it started after primary skol. yeah...we still love each other like crazy but its juz not the same anymore. we dun get to see each other everyday anymore.... i still get to see sandy but she have new frens now. yeah we still hav our moments but she's really hung up with her new frens... i was even jealous once and showed it and welll u dun really wanna know what happen next k.... of course i was damn pissed off cuz my very first friendship was torn away in front of me. Elena's ok cuz she it wasnt really in front of me....
They've hurt me before....so i started hurting them too. but we still have our warm moments together. But do u know how it feels? its like everything i once have and cherish's all gone... just like tat. so i wen really emo as u can c in sandy's blog. but then i found new frens and started to move on with life. we still hung out with each other but we have to ask our parents first..XP All this years...i...cross the wind and rain with you guys.... we had our tears and faults. But we still made it yeah. if we truly loved before.... only we'll understand. yeah... we'll be lonely sometimes... But we stood up in the end dint we? whenever i have a dream.... i have you guys. in my heart. friends walk together in life. those days are all gone..... one word will last forever. friends were never alone... if you were a fren u would know.... we got wounds.. and pain.... and farewells too...and me (well its sounds better if i say this face to face ..that's y i hate blogs... cuz u cant really feel or see what i'm feeling)
I love you guys like crazy k! But pls understand in my heart that i've changed.... becuz of u guys.... but i'm glad bout 1 thing. that you guys were once in my life......makin my childhood the best memories of my life. you guys taught me how to be strong too... to face changes in life. so i just wanna say..... thks a lot. i guess now i'll only appreciate our friendship when its gone.... just like MJ
Last time.....ah.. i love this guys with the bottom of my heart! cuz they show me how to be happy everyday in my life....just by being myself. I was actually very happy when teacher cane me....cuz i know my buds will come up to me sand say.... go die la! that teacher!!! and they did. There was not one day when we were bored.... we always have something to talk about. i even remember when one time when one of my fren's watch got stuck in the hall!(how did she get it in there in the 1st place!) she was trying the whole time trying to get it out! even when teacher went out we still have to wait for her..... i took a pen and took it out for her... well first they were like y are u taking a pen?! are you trying to destroy it?! and then i took it out. i guess it shows that in the ups and downs i'll always be there for u guys... even in the most stupid situations....
i was soo happy to have such wonderful frens! i mean sandy likes someone and i dint even know it! BUT! she's a wonderful artist and it was really fun to share ideas with her Xd i even remember we had a race who will eat the nasi lemak fast. elena dint really hung out with us but! she has her jenny..... we always look at her and jenny talking from afar and laugh like crazy! elena's fun and always there in the WTH scenes. ok...she probabally created those scenes but who cares?! XD god i bet anyone will be glad to have this kinda frens.
You see... it started after primary skol. yeah...we still love each other like crazy but its juz not the same anymore. we dun get to see each other everyday anymore.... i still get to see sandy but she have new frens now. yeah we still hav our moments but she's really hung up with her new frens... i was even jealous once and showed it and welll u dun really wanna know what happen next k.... of course i was damn pissed off cuz my very first friendship was torn away in front of me. Elena's ok cuz she it wasnt really in front of me....
They've hurt me before....so i started hurting them too. but we still have our warm moments together. But do u know how it feels? its like everything i once have and cherish's all gone... just like tat. so i wen really emo as u can c in sandy's blog. but then i found new frens and started to move on with life. we still hung out with each other but we have to ask our parents first..XP All this years...i...cross the wind and rain with you guys.... we had our tears and faults. But we still made it yeah. if we truly loved before.... only we'll understand. yeah... we'll be lonely sometimes... But we stood up in the end dint we? whenever i have a dream.... i have you guys. in my heart. friends walk together in life. those days are all gone..... one word will last forever. friends were never alone... if you were a fren u would know.... we got wounds.. and pain.... and farewells too...and me (well its sounds better if i say this face to face ..that's y i hate blogs... cuz u cant really feel or see what i'm feeling)
I love you guys like crazy k! But pls understand in my heart that i've changed.... becuz of u guys.... but i'm glad bout 1 thing. that you guys were once in my life......makin my childhood the best memories of my life. you guys taught me how to be strong too... to face changes in life. so i just wanna say..... thks a lot. i guess now i'll only appreciate our friendship when its gone.... just like MJ
Sunday, August 16, 2009
....
hey... in a broing mood these days.....Really pissed off of a girl call E..... Have been losing passion these few days too....... not really myself really i guess... guess my hormones are acting up.....(bored)
Friday, August 14, 2009
You know during PJ time when they have to measure your height and weight? well my class happens to be doing ours today...... so everyone was waiting their name to be called. well i have a friend....since her name is long so i'll just call her N. we are very close together and we always joke about almost everything. well you know there are lots of type of ppl. there are the small type, big type, sexy type....you get the point! she happens to be the small and skiny type so i always joke that she should gain weight. she told me she's trying her best. she said she eat 3 bowls of rice a day, finish a BIG bar of chocolate in a day and even eats tons of pizza! So u can imagine how SPECIAL this day is to her XP
she went on the measure first....and guess what?! last year she was 42 kg and this year she's......(wait for it....)39 kg! the teacher was like staring at her for 1 minute while N was like WTF?! then she went and complaining to me and said that she cant believe she got 39 kg!! she expected 45 kg but instead she lost weight! the weirdest part she from last year to now....she has gotten taller.....so you could imagine how she felt....XP i couldnt. i always see ppl worrying bout losing weight....not gaining weight!
So before reccess we have ekonomi......-_- it was a normal boring class and then suddenly we heard a girl scream. naturally we all look out and teacher was like AHEM!! well during reccess michelle asked me have i heard a scream...i said yes she started laughing. she said that her class was having an idol thing..... and a guy name Tsiang Wynn was wearing his normal school uniform.... with a pinafore. a girl at her class saw this and immedieately scream when he does a cat walk and sings 'dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me' and was doing some EXTREMELY gay pose. WTH MAN! i wish i was in her class to see that! XP well i guess that's bout it! oh ya...sandy if u're reading this....here's a tip for you bout the blind date! he's extremely akward! and 1 more extremely good news! i'm NOT going to melbourne next year!! whooooz!!!! Because they are having a horrible rate of H1N1 disease there so my dad has no choice but to postpone it! Now doesnt that lighten your day! XPP
she went on the measure first....and guess what?! last year she was 42 kg and this year she's......(wait for it....)39 kg! the teacher was like staring at her for 1 minute while N was like WTF?! then she went and complaining to me and said that she cant believe she got 39 kg!! she expected 45 kg but instead she lost weight! the weirdest part she from last year to now....she has gotten taller.....so you could imagine how she felt....XP i couldnt. i always see ppl worrying bout losing weight....not gaining weight!
So before reccess we have ekonomi......-_- it was a normal boring class and then suddenly we heard a girl scream. naturally we all look out and teacher was like AHEM!! well during reccess michelle asked me have i heard a scream...i said yes she started laughing. she said that her class was having an idol thing..... and a guy name Tsiang Wynn was wearing his normal school uniform.... with a pinafore. a girl at her class saw this and immedieately scream when he does a cat walk and sings 'dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me' and was doing some EXTREMELY gay pose. WTH MAN! i wish i was in her class to see that! XP well i guess that's bout it! oh ya...sandy if u're reading this....here's a tip for you bout the blind date! he's extremely akward! and 1 more extremely good news! i'm NOT going to melbourne next year!! whooooz!!!! Because they are having a horrible rate of H1N1 disease there so my dad has no choice but to postpone it! Now doesnt that lighten your day! XPP
Thursday, August 13, 2009
My BFFs <3
Everyone has their own special bffs rite? you have bffs in skol, primary skol, other countries..... well...i have some too! 2 to be exact! and its elena(betch/ let us burn her house! aint she sweet? but we cant use matches!) and sandy(whore/doesnt like to be call sandy )! when u cut your fingers....i'll be like WTF?! if you have an enemy..... i'll be like give me that whore's name and adress and i'll go cut her fingers for you!! if we havent go to ur house before...well...we'll burn it! Dun worry guys! at the meteor shower...i already made a wish for you guys! that'll we stay in each others heart...forever! i know we've been out of topic lately.... but true frens dun express theirselves with words....but with the heart! I'll love you guys forever and this a tribute to you guys k?!
You've been such a good friend,
I've know you since I don't know when,
We've got a lot of friends,
But they come and go
Even though we've never said it,
There's something that the three of us all know
Together, forever no matter how long
From now, until the end of time
We'll be together, and you can be sure
That forever and a day
That's how long we'll stay
Together and forever more
Always gone that extra mile
Depended on you all the while
Even in the good and bad times
You will see
From now until our journey's end
You know you can always count on me
Together, forever no matter how long
From now, until the end of time
We'll be together, and you can be sure
That forever and a day
That's how long we'll stay
Together and forever more
No matter where our destiny leads
I'll be there for you, always come through
And that you can believe
Together, forever no matter how long
From now, until the end of time
We'll be together, and you can be sure
That forever and a day
That's how long we'll stay
Together and forever more
Together, forever no matter how long
From now, until the end of time
We'll be together, and you can be sure
That forever and a day
That's how long we'll stay
Together, forever no matter how long
From now, until the end of time
We'll be together, and you can be sure...
so....how was it?! i've improved a lot havent i? XP it doesnt matter how we'll end in the future.... at least you guys were once in my memory..... human has a lot of memories! and to me...that's already enough! Hope u guys like it! Love you guys forever! Lets walk through life together! just the three of us! Side by side! it wont be hard cuz weirdly we three are the same height!
You've been such a good friend,
I've know you since I don't know when,
We've got a lot of friends,
But they come and go
Even though we've never said it,
There's something that the three of us all know
Together, forever no matter how long
From now, until the end of time
We'll be together, and you can be sure
That forever and a day
That's how long we'll stay
Together and forever more
Always gone that extra mile
Depended on you all the while
Even in the good and bad times
You will see
From now until our journey's end
You know you can always count on me
Together, forever no matter how long
From now, until the end of time
We'll be together, and you can be sure
That forever and a day
That's how long we'll stay
Together and forever more
No matter where our destiny leads
I'll be there for you, always come through
And that you can believe
Together, forever no matter how long
From now, until the end of time
We'll be together, and you can be sure
That forever and a day
That's how long we'll stay
Together and forever more
Together, forever no matter how long
From now, until the end of time
We'll be together, and you can be sure
That forever and a day
That's how long we'll stay
Together, forever no matter how long
From now, until the end of time
We'll be together, and you can be sure...
so....how was it?! i've improved a lot havent i? XP it doesnt matter how we'll end in the future.... at least you guys were once in my memory..... human has a lot of memories! and to me...that's already enough! Hope u guys like it! Love you guys forever! Lets walk through life together! just the three of us! Side by side! it wont be hard cuz weirdly we three are the same height!
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
I'm bak!
Let's see...what to post...today there's 3 new exchange student! one form four from australia (she's blond....like dei!), and two japanese form 5s(i wish they were 16...) You guys know the betch i hate rite......the aus girl look a lot like her! But u know what i dun think i should call her betch....after hearing from my fren elena....i think the real betch is not her....speaking of elena...me, her and sandy went to mid valley last week.
It was totally awesome to see them again! it was elena's fren bday so i have to meet other of her frens....Becuz of a certain someone who told me to come at 10...i have to rush and i even forgot my glasses! well it was akward to meet elena's frens but i think they're cool... one of elena's frens funny though! he says hi like more than 5 times fo no reason at all! i wish i can get to know them better but u know...akward! And again....elena COMMENTED me that i was flat-chested..... But hey! having big u know wat can be annoying too! i mean when u talk to a guy....he'll so totally be looking at ur part instead of lookin at you! and maybe juz maybe! you'll attract girls or bisexuals! aint that worse than bein flat chested?! hmm...then i belenja them baskin robins....and um.....well i suppose that's it....btw, do u guys think i should just go make up with that betch? Oh ya! 1 more thing! its bout elena too!
PPl who are reading this should know that there are lots of betch in the world! TRUE BETCHES I MEAN! i wish i can punch that whore for u elena! show her that if she messes with you...she's messing with us! and whooz! elena has finally let us go to her house!!! and burn it down too! aint she great?! you see..this is y i dun like posting blog....cuz i have no idea wat to write XP
It was totally awesome to see them again! it was elena's fren bday so i have to meet other of her frens....Becuz of a certain someone who told me to come at 10...i have to rush and i even forgot my glasses! well it was akward to meet elena's frens but i think they're cool... one of elena's frens funny though! he says hi like more than 5 times fo no reason at all! i wish i can get to know them better but u know...akward! And again....elena COMMENTED me that i was flat-chested..... But hey! having big u know wat can be annoying too! i mean when u talk to a guy....he'll so totally be looking at ur part instead of lookin at you! and maybe juz maybe! you'll attract girls or bisexuals! aint that worse than bein flat chested?! hmm...then i belenja them baskin robins....and um.....well i suppose that's it....btw, do u guys think i should just go make up with that betch? Oh ya! 1 more thing! its bout elena too!
PPl who are reading this should know that there are lots of betch in the world! TRUE BETCHES I MEAN! i wish i can punch that whore for u elena! show her that if she messes with you...she's messing with us! and whooz! elena has finally let us go to her house!!! and burn it down too! aint she great?! you see..this is y i dun like posting blog....cuz i have no idea wat to write XP
Saturday, July 4, 2009
juz got bored....X3
jus my fav pairing...X3
Sasodei
Aint they juz adorable?? XP
Next...Itadei!!!
Last and not least!! tobidei!!!!
Now....some competition
And now a random picture
Another random pic!!
Monday, June 1, 2009
A tear drop of friendship (please do not see this while you're not in the mood XP)
Everything here i write is from my heart. My fears, feeling and more. If u can feel what i feel, then that's good. I had a dream last night. It seems so real. who knows? it might be part of the future. it was a dream about....
i was in the airport, waiting for the plane that's taking me to australia. i'm suppose to go there alone, because it was time to be independent. my brother will be there waiting for me too. i never told my friends that i was leaving. Because i dont want to make such a big deal about it. But somehow......
I close my eyes, and i can see
The day we met, just one moment and i knew
You guys're my best friend, i'll do anything For you
We're gone so far, And done so much
And i feel
Like we've always been together
Right by my side, through thick and thin
You guys're part of my life
I'll always remember
The time has come
It's for the best i know it
Who could've guessed that you guys and i...
Somehow, someday
We'd have to say goodbye
You 've helped me find, the strength inside
And the courage, to make my dreams come true
How will i find, Another friend
Like you...
One of a kind, that's what we are
And it seemed, like we were always winning^^
But as our team, is torn apart
I wish we could go
Back to the beginning
The time has come
It's for the best i know it
Who could've guessed that you and i...
Somehow, someway
We'd have to say goodbye
Somehow today...
...we have to say goodye
I really wish... that we could spend just a while more with you guys... Just a little longer......Now i know what they mean, when they say you will only treasure things when they're gone
Suddenly, i heard a voice. No, it was more than 1 voice. But how.... In that exact moment, i saw you guys! Tears from my eyes were rolling down uncontrollably. I never thought the last thing that i would see here...is you guys. (smile)
I promise you guys that i'll treasure you guys more... You guys're part of my life that i will always be proud to look back at!
i was in the airport, waiting for the plane that's taking me to australia. i'm suppose to go there alone, because it was time to be independent. my brother will be there waiting for me too. i never told my friends that i was leaving. Because i dont want to make such a big deal about it. But somehow......
I close my eyes, and i can see
The day we met, just one moment and i knew
You guys're my best friend, i'll do anything For you
We're gone so far, And done so much
And i feel
Like we've always been together
Right by my side, through thick and thin
You guys're part of my life
I'll always remember
The time has come
It's for the best i know it
Who could've guessed that you guys and i...
Somehow, someday
We'd have to say goodbye
You 've helped me find, the strength inside
And the courage, to make my dreams come true
How will i find, Another friend
Like you...
One of a kind, that's what we are
And it seemed, like we were always winning^^
But as our team, is torn apart
I wish we could go
Back to the beginning
The time has come
It's for the best i know it
Who could've guessed that you and i...
Somehow, someway
We'd have to say goodbye
Somehow today...
...we have to say goodye
I really wish... that we could spend just a while more with you guys... Just a little longer......Now i know what they mean, when they say you will only treasure things when they're gone
Suddenly, i heard a voice. No, it was more than 1 voice. But how.... In that exact moment, i saw you guys! Tears from my eyes were rolling down uncontrollably. I never thought the last thing that i would see here...is you guys. (smile)
I promise you guys that i'll treasure you guys more... You guys're part of my life that i will always be proud to look back at!
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
a moment of proudness
(sniff) i did something tat i'm very proud of today......i bought yaoi to skol to influence one of my fren, aisyah. i know its wrong but i juz need another tobidei fan!!! u have no idea how desperate i am....... elena likes kakuhidan and sandy likes sasunaru(and almost all the pairings)..... well, i juz gotta talk to someone about tobidei!! well when i bought it sam stole it from me and immediately when Oo when she reads it. aisyah ask me what was it but i couldnt tell her as i wanna suprise her. krytal read it next and her reaction was normal (oO), anisah was curious so she took it too...(i juz planned to give aisyah!! geez!) and this is anisah reaction. read the following words to find out..:
Specially to LYDIA; This is for what you've done to me today :)
Okay, okay now they all know that Im a straight p watcher -,- but THEN this girl ah, lydia, today introduced me a new thing called YAOI. And Im insanely addicted! I seriously couldn't stop laughing for like, 2 periods. Really. Ask Krystal. I mean, it was very detail. VERYY. I cant even stop thinking about it!!! LOL LOL LOL. Heh. Although it's SICK . But, heh. xDD FYI, YAOI means anime porn. I dont watch anime, but this is the only thing i know :O OMG OMG OMG !!! :X i need major help about this im too addicted !!!! :S
she was right you know! when she read the FIRST sentence she started laughing like a crazy hyena. i never knew ppl would laugh at yaoi..... and one more thing, you have no idea how FOCUS her eyes was when she reads it! Aisyah in the end was very curious and read it. well.... not to eloborate and all... lets juz say in the end of the day, everyone started liking yaoi! The end! (what a happy ending.. (sniff))
Specially to LYDIA; This is for what you've done to me today :)
Okay, okay now they all know that Im a straight p watcher -,- but THEN this girl ah, lydia, today introduced me a new thing called YAOI. And Im insanely addicted! I seriously couldn't stop laughing for like, 2 periods. Really. Ask Krystal. I mean, it was very detail. VERYY. I cant even stop thinking about it!!! LOL LOL LOL. Heh. Although it's SICK . But, heh. xDD FYI, YAOI means anime porn. I dont watch anime, but this is the only thing i know :O OMG OMG OMG !!! :X i need major help about this im too addicted !!!! :S
she was right you know! when she read the FIRST sentence she started laughing like a crazy hyena. i never knew ppl would laugh at yaoi..... and one more thing, you have no idea how FOCUS her eyes was when she reads it! Aisyah in the end was very curious and read it. well.... not to eloborate and all... lets juz say in the end of the day, everyone started liking yaoi! The end! (what a happy ending.. (sniff))
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
i cant believe it!! i just saw my friend's blog and u can never guess what i saw... it is better if i show it.....
'OHMYGAWD, Accounts paper was b.a.d . I screwed it ! Ahahahaks, but at least sivik and maths was okay. Oh oh. one day left!! 3 more papers to go :D Seriously, fuck pj. I have NO IDEA what to study for pj, like i care! I just cant wait for tomorrow!! Then were all gonna ponteng thursday & friday school muahahahahaha gotta go shopping man :D The whole day, everything was about PORN. screw u ppl! LOL LOL Lydia laa hahaha suddenly started talkng about it but to me it was normal la but LYDIA,TALKING ABOUT PORN? That's NOT normal. I mean,really. NOT.'
first of all... i dint know yaoi was porn xp (until now...) and second!! it aint my fault!! Elena and Sandy (YES! I AM MENTIONING U GUYS!) got me into yaoi!!! i dint even watch be4 STAIGHT porn so no need to say yaoi!! and now.. i'm in love with it!! but i can only see one couple which is tobidei..... when i see others like sasunaru or kakuhidan... i will die with a nosebleed. But i am glad to talk about it!! at skol i get to talk about it with michelle (though she wouldnt let me say the word out loud), she has to talk to me privately! during online i get to talk about it with my two long term fav buds! (YES... I'm still mentioning u guys...) so is this heaven or what?! and!! i'm making two more yaoi fans!! anisah and aisyah!! anisah(the one who wrote the blog up there....) was soooo shocked when i started talkin about it...(though she watches STRAIGHT porn) and aisyah.....well..... lets juz say she's a curious kid and she'll need a lot of work!! (she dint even know what was a c*ck, d*ck and blow jo* means!! sad sad little kid..). i just realize something today though.... wont it be extremely weird when ur boyfriend found out u watch yaoi? (i would..Oo) well that's all for today! Dattebayo!!
'OHMYGAWD, Accounts paper was b.a.d . I screwed it ! Ahahahaks, but at least sivik and maths was okay. Oh oh. one day left!! 3 more papers to go :D Seriously, fuck pj. I have NO IDEA what to study for pj, like i care! I just cant wait for tomorrow!! Then were all gonna ponteng thursday & friday school muahahahahaha gotta go shopping man :D The whole day, everything was about PORN. screw u ppl! LOL LOL Lydia laa hahaha suddenly started talkng about it but to me it was normal la but LYDIA,TALKING ABOUT PORN? That's NOT normal. I mean,really. NOT.'
first of all... i dint know yaoi was porn xp (until now...) and second!! it aint my fault!! Elena and Sandy (YES! I AM MENTIONING U GUYS!) got me into yaoi!!! i dint even watch be4 STAIGHT porn so no need to say yaoi!! and now.. i'm in love with it!! but i can only see one couple which is tobidei..... when i see others like sasunaru or kakuhidan... i will die with a nosebleed. But i am glad to talk about it!! at skol i get to talk about it with michelle (though she wouldnt let me say the word out loud), she has to talk to me privately! during online i get to talk about it with my two long term fav buds! (YES... I'm still mentioning u guys...) so is this heaven or what?! and!! i'm making two more yaoi fans!! anisah and aisyah!! anisah(the one who wrote the blog up there....) was soooo shocked when i started talkin about it...(though she watches STRAIGHT porn) and aisyah.....well..... lets juz say she's a curious kid and she'll need a lot of work!! (she dint even know what was a c*ck, d*ck and blow jo* means!! sad sad little kid..). i just realize something today though.... wont it be extremely weird when ur boyfriend found out u watch yaoi? (i would..Oo) well that's all for today! Dattebayo!!
Saturday, May 23, 2009
my friend's bday
it's my fren birthday and guess what? i totally forgot about it!! it's not my fault its exactly at my add math exam is it?! to make her forget, i hugged her and say happy bday!!! then she forgot all about the present!! aint i great? anyway... after recess, her cousin gave her two box full of cupcakes(which suprise her), the first box of cupcake was 'happy bday Tisha' on top, and the second box was flowers on top. She told me to choose one, and i choose H for HAPPINESS. my fren pauline started looking at me at laugh. i told her' i did not choose H becuz of i-dunno-who!!!!! i choose it for hapiness!!!' she dint believe it and what's worse she told everybody!!!! in the next exam i have to bury my face becuz my whole class keeps teasing me!! u know what the worse part?! i accidentally drop my h cup cake!!!(sob) and she wouldnt give me another one!!! y must the good die young!!!!! (dramatic music plays)
The reasons why akatsuki give tobi the rules
The sun dawned bright and shiny over the home of the assorted murderers, criminals and terrorists. Blue birds warbled their cheery tune; tulips waved their golden heads in the lush long green grass. It was a wonderful day for all creatures great and small. Mr. Happy Bluebird took a deep breath for the twittering crescendo of his son-
“ARGHH!!”
Kisame rolled out of bed at the horrified screeching that emanated from somewhere outside his room. Muttering angrily, he grasped Samehada and went into the communal lounge area that had the doors to all of the bedrooms. The loud noises seemed to be issuing from behind Deidara’s door, so he stomped over and kicked the door open.
“Deidara, what the hell are you screaming a-“, he stopped, “Huh. Interesting choice of shade.”
“Who did this to me, hm??” shrieked Deidara, standing in front of the wardrobe mirror, obviously just got out of the shower, and clutching handfuls of long, wet, and now purple hair. Kisame tried to resist the urge to grin but failed. Rows of knife-like teeth popped into view. Deidara noticed.
“You think this is funny, don’t you?” he glowered, “Well, it won’t be so funny when I find whoever ruined my awesome hair and EXPLODE THEIR ASS ALL THE WAY TO KONOHA!”
As Kisame struggled to regain control, muffled groaning came from the other rooms. Then the screaming began. Again. He sighed, and sheathed Samehada. As he shuffled back into the lounge, other people began to stagger out of their rooms in various stages of anger and fear.
“Okay guys, what’s going on? Kakuzu didn’t share out his ‘candy’ again did he?”
“No I did not you son of a…” came a muffled groan from said person’s room. Kisame cut him off.
“Why aren’t you out here and shouting mindlessly like the rest of my wonderful associates?”
“’Cos somebody’s cut my stitches and my legs have dropped off…”
“Oh.” There wasn’t much more to say to that, really. The rest of the Akatsuki were roving around the room randomly. He caught Itachi as he strode past, apparently oblivious to the noises of the people around him.
“Stop. Stop. Make it stop!” he muttered to himself. He had some headphones taped to his head, but the wireless kind so he wouldn’t feel them.
“Itachi…?”
“God, make it stop Kisame!! You can hear it too, can’t you?? Tell me you can hear it too!!”
Kisame was taken aback. The normally unflappable Itachi was looking half-crazed, and one of his eyes was twitching. An Uchiha’s eyes never twitched. He suddenly twigged it. Gently, he reached over and pulled off the headphones. Holding them up to his ears he heard a song that had lyrics such as ‘…love you…love me…happy family….’
“The Barney theme. How scary.”
Itachi looked a little embarrassed, but shook his head.
“You have no idea.”
“Um…yeah…” he turned back to the main part of the room, “Hidan, why have you got that collar around your neck?”
He regretted these words instantly. The religious maniac shuffled over to him with wild eyes.
“Jashin-sama appeared to me in the night and said I was the worst fu- ARGHHH!” He writhed in pain momentarily, then continued, “The worst follower he’d even have because I taint his air all the time, so he gave me this collar to stop me saying sh- ARGHHHH! – stop me saying stuff I shouldn’t…”
“And you knew it was Jashin…how? “
“He knew…about what the rumor I helped spread…yesterday.” He looked shifty.
“Oh well, whatever.”
He couldn’t see Konan anywhere in the room, but he heard a roaring noise come from one of the rooms and a door creaked. He moved into action fast.
“Somebody grab Deidara quickly!!”
They were too late. Konan shot into the room, and began to sound off.
“WHO TOOK MY FLOWER?! AND WHO PUT A GIANT MAGNET ON THE CEILING OF PEIN-SAMS ROOM? HE’S STUCK TO THE CEILING YOU BASTARDS!”
As people began to whisper ‘What was she doing In Pein’s room, anyway?’ she breathed heavily, then looked around and saw Deidara cowering behind the sofa, wearing only a towel and with his hair loose. She began to drool. Painful noises started, then stopped, and Pein appeared through the same doorway Konan had, clutching his face.
“Who dib dhis? Dhis id a war act against de Akatsudi!” he could barely speak for the swelling he had gained ripping his face from his ceiling. Kisame stepped forward.
“Not sure leader, you all seem to have been pranked so I guess it’s either me, Zetsu or Tobi.”
As he said this, Deidara sidled up to him, wincing as he saw where Konans eyes were going, and whispered,
“So is it true about you and the guppy, hm?”
“What???”
“Hunh. Id would apbear that we hab all been pranked, then. Abart from Tobi and Zetsu…”
They all turned to look at the previously unnoticed man in the orange mask who was sitting innocently in the corner.
“Why is everybody looking at Tobi? Tobi is a good boy!” he radiated blissful stupidity.
“It’s okay Pein-sama. I think he probably has a negative I.Q. He couldn’t do something like this, hm…”
As he said these words, there was a yawn was heard, and the last door opened. As Zetsu wandered into the room, they took in his appearance. He was wearing an ‘I am Jashin’ shirt, and had Konan’s flower stuck to his head. His hands were stained purple as if he had recently been handling dye.
“Uh, hey guys.” he stammered under a fiery death glare. The room heated up like one of the pits of hell.
“Let’s get the fu-ARGH! – in’ weed whacker…” growled Hidan.
“ARGHH!!”
Kisame rolled out of bed at the horrified screeching that emanated from somewhere outside his room. Muttering angrily, he grasped Samehada and went into the communal lounge area that had the doors to all of the bedrooms. The loud noises seemed to be issuing from behind Deidara’s door, so he stomped over and kicked the door open.
“Deidara, what the hell are you screaming a-“, he stopped, “Huh. Interesting choice of shade.”
“Who did this to me, hm??” shrieked Deidara, standing in front of the wardrobe mirror, obviously just got out of the shower, and clutching handfuls of long, wet, and now purple hair. Kisame tried to resist the urge to grin but failed. Rows of knife-like teeth popped into view. Deidara noticed.
“You think this is funny, don’t you?” he glowered, “Well, it won’t be so funny when I find whoever ruined my awesome hair and EXPLODE THEIR ASS ALL THE WAY TO KONOHA!”
As Kisame struggled to regain control, muffled groaning came from the other rooms. Then the screaming began. Again. He sighed, and sheathed Samehada. As he shuffled back into the lounge, other people began to stagger out of their rooms in various stages of anger and fear.
“Okay guys, what’s going on? Kakuzu didn’t share out his ‘candy’ again did he?”
“No I did not you son of a…” came a muffled groan from said person’s room. Kisame cut him off.
“Why aren’t you out here and shouting mindlessly like the rest of my wonderful associates?”
“’Cos somebody’s cut my stitches and my legs have dropped off…”
“Oh.” There wasn’t much more to say to that, really. The rest of the Akatsuki were roving around the room randomly. He caught Itachi as he strode past, apparently oblivious to the noises of the people around him.
“Stop. Stop. Make it stop!” he muttered to himself. He had some headphones taped to his head, but the wireless kind so he wouldn’t feel them.
“Itachi…?”
“God, make it stop Kisame!! You can hear it too, can’t you?? Tell me you can hear it too!!”
Kisame was taken aback. The normally unflappable Itachi was looking half-crazed, and one of his eyes was twitching. An Uchiha’s eyes never twitched. He suddenly twigged it. Gently, he reached over and pulled off the headphones. Holding them up to his ears he heard a song that had lyrics such as ‘…love you…love me…happy family….’
“The Barney theme. How scary.”
Itachi looked a little embarrassed, but shook his head.
“You have no idea.”
“Um…yeah…” he turned back to the main part of the room, “Hidan, why have you got that collar around your neck?”
He regretted these words instantly. The religious maniac shuffled over to him with wild eyes.
“Jashin-sama appeared to me in the night and said I was the worst fu- ARGHHH!” He writhed in pain momentarily, then continued, “The worst follower he’d even have because I taint his air all the time, so he gave me this collar to stop me saying sh- ARGHHHH! – stop me saying stuff I shouldn’t…”
“And you knew it was Jashin…how? “
“He knew…about what the rumor I helped spread…yesterday.” He looked shifty.
“Oh well, whatever.”
He couldn’t see Konan anywhere in the room, but he heard a roaring noise come from one of the rooms and a door creaked. He moved into action fast.
“Somebody grab Deidara quickly!!”
They were too late. Konan shot into the room, and began to sound off.
“WHO TOOK MY FLOWER?! AND WHO PUT A GIANT MAGNET ON THE CEILING OF PEIN-SAMS ROOM? HE’S STUCK TO THE CEILING YOU BASTARDS!”
As people began to whisper ‘What was she doing In Pein’s room, anyway?’ she breathed heavily, then looked around and saw Deidara cowering behind the sofa, wearing only a towel and with his hair loose. She began to drool. Painful noises started, then stopped, and Pein appeared through the same doorway Konan had, clutching his face.
“Who dib dhis? Dhis id a war act against de Akatsudi!” he could barely speak for the swelling he had gained ripping his face from his ceiling. Kisame stepped forward.
“Not sure leader, you all seem to have been pranked so I guess it’s either me, Zetsu or Tobi.”
As he said this, Deidara sidled up to him, wincing as he saw where Konans eyes were going, and whispered,
“So is it true about you and the guppy, hm?”
“What???”
“Hunh. Id would apbear that we hab all been pranked, then. Abart from Tobi and Zetsu…”
They all turned to look at the previously unnoticed man in the orange mask who was sitting innocently in the corner.
“Why is everybody looking at Tobi? Tobi is a good boy!” he radiated blissful stupidity.
“It’s okay Pein-sama. I think he probably has a negative I.Q. He couldn’t do something like this, hm…”
As he said these words, there was a yawn was heard, and the last door opened. As Zetsu wandered into the room, they took in his appearance. He was wearing an ‘I am Jashin’ shirt, and had Konan’s flower stuck to his head. His hands were stained purple as if he had recently been handling dye.
“Uh, hey guys.” he stammered under a fiery death glare. The room heated up like one of the pits of hell.
“Let’s get the fu-ARGH! – in’ weed whacker…” growled Hidan.
rules for tobi
1) You will not feed pieces of Hidan to Zetsu.
2) You will not spray Zetsu with weed killer…no, not even if Deidara tells you too.
3) You will not repeatedly ask Deidara about ‘his’ gender.
4) You will not touch any of the sugar, caffeine or crack (Kakuzu’s) in the base.
5) You will not be insanely cheerful in the mornings, before everybody has had their vital cup of coffee.
6) You will not hide all the beauty products in the hideout then act innocent when half the Akatsuki go insane after a couple of hours.
7) You will not mention any religious festivals such as Christmas, Hanukkah or Eid in Hidan’s presence. We know you are probably stupid enough to forget this and we would also like to inform you we will not be paying for your funeral.
8) Likewise, you will not interfere with Hidan’s rituals, not even if you hear screaming.
9) You will not consume fish sticks within a 15 mile radius of the hideout.
10) You will not attempt to move, steal or in any way touch Konan’s flower.
11) You will not let Kisame pay you to sneak pink dye into Deidara’s conditioner.
12) You will not replace Hidan’s gore fest movies with Barney reruns.
13) You will not sing the Barney theme song while around Itachi (I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family!).
14) You will not go in Zetsu’s room. We’re not sure what’s in there, but the last guy who went in never came out. There were chomping noises.
15) You will not say ‘Bite me’ to Deidara unless you really, really mean it.
16) You will not let Kakuzu into anybodies room so he can sell their stuff on eBay.
17) You will not convince white-Zetsu to insult black-Zetsu, therefore causing a schizoid-esque argument.
18) You will not mock Sasori’s Barbie doll collection. We are sure they are vital to the manufacturing of puppets.
19) You will not share any views about ‘art’.
20) You will not put manure in Zetsu’s shoes.
21) You will not remark on how much the Uchiha Clan symbol looks like a pokéball.
22) You will not let Deidara wear his hair down, as this only encourages Konan.
23) You will not steal all the hair bands in order to cause the above.
24) You will not manhandle or in any way abuse the sacred coffee machine.
25) You will not refuse to put your finger on the knot when Kakuzu is doing his ‘sewing’.
26) You will not ask Sasori when he plans on becoming a ‘real boy’.
27) You will not give Konan any reading material any more mature than ‘My Magical Unicorn’. Unfortunately, she can probably find some innuendos in even this.
28) You will not put Deidara’s hands together as he sleeps to see if they make out.
29) You will not buy goldfish specifically to shake/tap the bowl.
30) You will not flush the goldfish when it dies. It will be given a decent burial.
31) You will not place recording equipment in any of our rooms. You will probably not like what you see, anyway.
32) You will not replace Deidara’s clay with bubblegum.
33) You will not convince Kakuzu that leprecons exist and that they have hidden their pot of gold in a secret cave at the bottom of the lake.
34) You will not refer to Zetsu as ‘plany guy’ or ‘Mr Pansy’; unless you have a death wish then it is fine.
35) You will not lick the middle out of Oreos and put the cookie part back in the box. Hidan falls for this every time.
36) You will not ask which brand of eyeliner Deidara uses.
37) You will not inquire about Kisame’s family – not even we are sure what the hell he is.
38) You will not ask Itachi when he is planning to visit ‘the folks back home’.
39) You will not tell Itachi to get a haircut.
40) You will not tell Deidara that the Konoha-nin Ino has ripped off his look.
41) You will not let anybody pay you to stick flowers on Zetsu’s head.
42) You will not blindfold Itachi while he sleeps, wait until he wakes up and pronounce sadly that he has gone blind.
43) You will not forget to greet the potted plants if you pass them in the hallway.
44) You will not read books produced by the Toad Sennin; especially not in Konan’s presence.
45) You will not ask stupid questions such as ‘Does the light in the refrigerator go off when I close it or not?’
46) You will not pester Itachi until he gives in and activates his Sharingan to look inside for you.
47) You will not mock anybodies speech impediment, hm.
48) You will not buy gifts that make loud noises at Christmas.
49) You will not try to make Konan cook as she is the only woman. That is sexist.
50) You will not try to force Deidara to cook as he is most feminine. We are not sure if this is sexist.
51) You will not slip fish sticks into Kisame’s food when he is not looking.
52) You will not steal Itachi’s diary and post it on the internet.
53) You will not ask Deidara about the ‘fun’ you can have with multiple prehensile mouths.
54) You will not watch the Jaws movies in case it gives Kisame ideas.
55) You will not replace Hidan’s medicine with laxatives.
56) You will not seize the bathroom for more than 2 hours at a time.
57) You will not replace the hair spray canisters with pepper spray ones.
58) You will not throw any severed limbs you find lying on the ground in the trash. The owners may want them back later.
59) You will not get Hidan an electric collar that zaps him if he swears.
60) You will not inform anybody that Zetsu has gone out to photosynthesize and will not be back for a while.
61) You will not say yes if Hidan asks for volunteers for any rituals.
62) You will not doodle on Konan’s origami paper.
63) You will not push Hidan out into the sunlight whilst shouting ‘Burn vampire, burn!’
64) You will not burn money in front of Kakuzu.
65) You will not shout ‘Oh my god! It’s Sasuke!!’ when Itachi walks into the room, or point and laugh when Deidara tries to explode him.
66) You will not cosplay as another member. Period.
67) You will not pretend to be possessed by the spirit of Jashin and shout that Hidan is the worst follower ever until he agrees to do whatever you want.
68) You will not set up blind dates.
69) You will not show Kakuzu the code to the Akatsuki bank account.
70) You will not refer to Sasori’s puppets as ‘dolls’.
71) You will not sing the song ‘that never ends’
(This is the song that never ends; yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
And they keep on singing it forever just because…)
72) You will not follow Itachi repeating the phrase ‘You lack hatred’.
73) You will not steal all the nail polish and blame it on Itachi.
74) You will not start rumors that Kisames mother was a goldfish.
75) You will not make cookies and refuse to share.
76) You will not ask Kisame if he considers eating sushi cannibalistic.
77) You will not wave magnets near Pein’s face.
78) You will not remind Sasori that he got beaten by an old woman and a girl chuunin with pink hair.
79) You will not try to sell Hidan to Kakuzu.
80) You will not carry hedge clippers at any time.
Who ever thought Akatsuki will make 80 rules just for tobi!!!
2) You will not spray Zetsu with weed killer…no, not even if Deidara tells you too.
3) You will not repeatedly ask Deidara about ‘his’ gender.
4) You will not touch any of the sugar, caffeine or crack (Kakuzu’s) in the base.
5) You will not be insanely cheerful in the mornings, before everybody has had their vital cup of coffee.
6) You will not hide all the beauty products in the hideout then act innocent when half the Akatsuki go insane after a couple of hours.
7) You will not mention any religious festivals such as Christmas, Hanukkah or Eid in Hidan’s presence. We know you are probably stupid enough to forget this and we would also like to inform you we will not be paying for your funeral.
8) Likewise, you will not interfere with Hidan’s rituals, not even if you hear screaming.
9) You will not consume fish sticks within a 15 mile radius of the hideout.
10) You will not attempt to move, steal or in any way touch Konan’s flower.
11) You will not let Kisame pay you to sneak pink dye into Deidara’s conditioner.
12) You will not replace Hidan’s gore fest movies with Barney reruns.
13) You will not sing the Barney theme song while around Itachi (I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family!).
14) You will not go in Zetsu’s room. We’re not sure what’s in there, but the last guy who went in never came out. There were chomping noises.
15) You will not say ‘Bite me’ to Deidara unless you really, really mean it.
16) You will not let Kakuzu into anybodies room so he can sell their stuff on eBay.
17) You will not convince white-Zetsu to insult black-Zetsu, therefore causing a schizoid-esque argument.
18) You will not mock Sasori’s Barbie doll collection. We are sure they are vital to the manufacturing of puppets.
19) You will not share any views about ‘art’.
20) You will not put manure in Zetsu’s shoes.
21) You will not remark on how much the Uchiha Clan symbol looks like a pokéball.
22) You will not let Deidara wear his hair down, as this only encourages Konan.
23) You will not steal all the hair bands in order to cause the above.
24) You will not manhandle or in any way abuse the sacred coffee machine.
25) You will not refuse to put your finger on the knot when Kakuzu is doing his ‘sewing’.
26) You will not ask Sasori when he plans on becoming a ‘real boy’.
27) You will not give Konan any reading material any more mature than ‘My Magical Unicorn’. Unfortunately, she can probably find some innuendos in even this.
28) You will not put Deidara’s hands together as he sleeps to see if they make out.
29) You will not buy goldfish specifically to shake/tap the bowl.
30) You will not flush the goldfish when it dies. It will be given a decent burial.
31) You will not place recording equipment in any of our rooms. You will probably not like what you see, anyway.
32) You will not replace Deidara’s clay with bubblegum.
33) You will not convince Kakuzu that leprecons exist and that they have hidden their pot of gold in a secret cave at the bottom of the lake.
34) You will not refer to Zetsu as ‘plany guy’ or ‘Mr Pansy’; unless you have a death wish then it is fine.
35) You will not lick the middle out of Oreos and put the cookie part back in the box. Hidan falls for this every time.
36) You will not ask which brand of eyeliner Deidara uses.
37) You will not inquire about Kisame’s family – not even we are sure what the hell he is.
38) You will not ask Itachi when he is planning to visit ‘the folks back home’.
39) You will not tell Itachi to get a haircut.
40) You will not tell Deidara that the Konoha-nin Ino has ripped off his look.
41) You will not let anybody pay you to stick flowers on Zetsu’s head.
42) You will not blindfold Itachi while he sleeps, wait until he wakes up and pronounce sadly that he has gone blind.
43) You will not forget to greet the potted plants if you pass them in the hallway.
44) You will not read books produced by the Toad Sennin; especially not in Konan’s presence.
45) You will not ask stupid questions such as ‘Does the light in the refrigerator go off when I close it or not?’
46) You will not pester Itachi until he gives in and activates his Sharingan to look inside for you.
47) You will not mock anybodies speech impediment, hm.
48) You will not buy gifts that make loud noises at Christmas.
49) You will not try to make Konan cook as she is the only woman. That is sexist.
50) You will not try to force Deidara to cook as he is most feminine. We are not sure if this is sexist.
51) You will not slip fish sticks into Kisame’s food when he is not looking.
52) You will not steal Itachi’s diary and post it on the internet.
53) You will not ask Deidara about the ‘fun’ you can have with multiple prehensile mouths.
54) You will not watch the Jaws movies in case it gives Kisame ideas.
55) You will not replace Hidan’s medicine with laxatives.
56) You will not seize the bathroom for more than 2 hours at a time.
57) You will not replace the hair spray canisters with pepper spray ones.
58) You will not throw any severed limbs you find lying on the ground in the trash. The owners may want them back later.
59) You will not get Hidan an electric collar that zaps him if he swears.
60) You will not inform anybody that Zetsu has gone out to photosynthesize and will not be back for a while.
61) You will not say yes if Hidan asks for volunteers for any rituals.
62) You will not doodle on Konan’s origami paper.
63) You will not push Hidan out into the sunlight whilst shouting ‘Burn vampire, burn!’
64) You will not burn money in front of Kakuzu.
65) You will not shout ‘Oh my god! It’s Sasuke!!’ when Itachi walks into the room, or point and laugh when Deidara tries to explode him.
66) You will not cosplay as another member. Period.
67) You will not pretend to be possessed by the spirit of Jashin and shout that Hidan is the worst follower ever until he agrees to do whatever you want.
68) You will not set up blind dates.
69) You will not show Kakuzu the code to the Akatsuki bank account.
70) You will not refer to Sasori’s puppets as ‘dolls’.
71) You will not sing the song ‘that never ends’
(This is the song that never ends; yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
And they keep on singing it forever just because…)
72) You will not follow Itachi repeating the phrase ‘You lack hatred’.
73) You will not steal all the nail polish and blame it on Itachi.
74) You will not start rumors that Kisames mother was a goldfish.
75) You will not make cookies and refuse to share.
76) You will not ask Kisame if he considers eating sushi cannibalistic.
77) You will not wave magnets near Pein’s face.
78) You will not remind Sasori that he got beaten by an old woman and a girl chuunin with pink hair.
79) You will not try to sell Hidan to Kakuzu.
80) You will not carry hedge clippers at any time.
Who ever thought Akatsuki will make 80 rules just for tobi!!!
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